milajewnis: but actually plaid button up shirts with the sleeves rolled to the elbows are universally attractive
THE BLOODY HELL IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM? I’M HAVING A CONVERSATION WITH MY SISTER AND BLOODY JOKING AROUND. WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO SERIOUS AND CRITICIZE EVERY FUCKING THING WE SAY? LIKE LEARN TO TAKE JOKE YOU BITCH. IF YOU CAN’T SAY SOMETHING NICE JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP.
hachikuji: the worst feeling is when you’re close to someone but they have someone who they will always like more than they like you
eriridan: eriridan: so i have two days of school left and my teacher decided to give us an essay, and i’ll p much be turning in this thank
trehugger: today in history class this kid said something about how women belong in the kitchen and my teacher freaked out and he made all the girls in the class write down “at 1:04pm on wednesday november 7th 2012, nick has been blacklisted” and now we’re not allowed to talk to the kid until he comes into class with the 17 apology letters that he’s being forced to write to every girl in the...
scraggay: darkdaysbrightnights: scraggay: MY MOM FED ME COOKIES WITH MILK IM GONNA SHIT UP A FUCKING STORM WHY CANT SHE DO ANYTHING RIGHT OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER GIVING YOU COOKIES AND MILK ARREST HER IM LACTOSE INTOLERANT YOU PIECE OF TRASH I LITERALLY MEANT IM GOING TO SHIT UP A FUCKING STORM
contagioussoul: just read somewhere that going for paintball is one of the top ten worst date ideas. screw you i’d be ecstatic if someone took me for that ._.